nerd alert

nickelbackthatassup:

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”

ask-thehooded:

OH MY FUCKING THANK YOU

nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

gotitforcheap:

gotgayme:

bonerfart:

explain this one atheists

It’s a fucking twig…. I’m sure god has better things to do then send you a twig.

god works in mysterious ways ok, take your opinion else where, please and thank you :) 

gotitforcheap:

gotgayme:

bonerfart:

explain this one atheists

It’s a fucking twig…. I’m sure god has better things to do then send you a twig.

god works in mysterious ways ok, take your opinion else where, please and thank you :) 

yourmediahasproblems:

littlemissrantsalot:

yourmediahasproblems:

i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”

Or we could just stop stereotyping people.

you’re cast

anonymousnerdgirl:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

I must be a puff because I’m still thinking about the toast.

anonymousnerdgirl:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

I must be a puff because I’m still thinking about the toast.

facts-i-just-made-up:

chrisworksinalibrary:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Godzilla 2014 to be released in 2D Black and White
In a rare studio decision, Legendary Pictures has elected to scrap the 3D and color versions of the new Gareth Edwards film and release it only in 2D Black and White, to better resemble the original film.
As seen in this new screencap from the new film, the image quality is very different from what modern audiences expect. “It will be controversial, we know that for sure, but from an artistic standpoint we all know this is the right way to go,” said Warner Bros. spokesman and co-owner Brian Warner.
The decision to downgrade the audio to Monaural instead of Stereo is also a surprise, making Godzilla the first film in 49 years to be released with only a single audio track. The track will be added optically to the film release, another novelty and rarity in this day and age of digital release.
"Audiences will see cigarette burns once again," said the director of the small corner marks that signal reel changes. "We’re also not going to allow anyone under the age of 60 in the audiences to preserve the retro feel. Only those alive at the time of the original may see the film." This makes Godzilla 2014 the first film to use the MPAA’s new "NC-60" rating, which is expected to cover the upcoming X-Men film as well due to the extremely graphic sentinel sex scenes.
"You know what, nobody over 60 either," said the director, "Nobody can see it. Fuck all y’all."

But the question is, did they make Godzilla’s head any bigger?

Yes, here’s the new final design:

His head is now a full three times larger than designed prior to the fan outcry.

facts-i-just-made-up:

chrisworksinalibrary:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Godzilla 2014 to be released in 2D Black and White

In a rare studio decision, Legendary Pictures has elected to scrap the 3D and color versions of the new Gareth Edwards film and release it only in 2D Black and White, to better resemble the original film.

As seen in this new screencap from the new film, the image quality is very different from what modern audiences expect. “It will be controversial, we know that for sure, but from an artistic standpoint we all know this is the right way to go,” said Warner Bros. spokesman and co-owner Brian Warner.

The decision to downgrade the audio to Monaural instead of Stereo is also a surprise, making Godzilla the first film in 49 years to be released with only a single audio track. The track will be added optically to the film release, another novelty and rarity in this day and age of digital release.

"Audiences will see cigarette burns once again," said the director of the small corner marks that signal reel changes. "We’re also not going to allow anyone under the age of 60 in the audiences to preserve the retro feel. Only those alive at the time of the original may see the film." This makes Godzilla 2014 the first film to use the MPAA’s new "NC-60" rating, which is expected to cover the upcoming X-Men film as well due to the extremely graphic sentinel sex scenes.

"You know what, nobody over 60 either," said the director, "Nobody can see it. Fuck all y’all."

But the question is, did they make Godzilla’s head any bigger?

Yes, here’s the new final design:

His head is now a full three times larger than designed prior to the fan outcry.

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES